Round one was a leak of the super secret invite Logan sent for his birthday party:
LOGAN'S BIRTHDAY SLEEPOVER PARTY INVITE
Dear Team Kilt,
I would like to invite you to a FAST sleepover party this Friday night at my ROCKET SHIP. I live on the corner of South BIKE Street and TOM DALEY Lane. Please arrive ADORABLY at 42 o'clock. Don't forget to bring a HARD sleeping TIME MACHINE and a soft PINE TREE to rest your LIPS on. We'll have pizza topped with BALLS for dinner, and we'll watch a SILKY movie. When it is time for bed, we'll all change into our CATS and turn out the APPLES. Then we'll tell GIRLY ghost stories and talk about all the cute DOG TOYS at school! Please RSV-Y to me by email at iluvGABY @logankeeley.com. Hope you can join my STICKY party!
Next, Logan interviewed Team Kilt member, Wendy, and we learned a whole lot more about her than we ever imagined possible.
AN INTERVIEW WITH WENDY
Logan: Hi, WENDY! I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in SEXTING. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the BED field?
Wendy: About 2017 years. Sometimes it feels like more when I've had a GLOSSY day.
Logan: Do you find it hard being a POGO STICK in the business POT?
Wendy: Yes, I think it's BUZZING.
Logan: Do you have a VIBRATOR degree? And, if so, from what university did you PUMP?
Wendy: I received a Bachelor of TRUCKS and my Masters of SHOE from the University of BOSTON.
Logan: How much BOTTLE do you make?
Wendy: I make 199 a year plus benefits like SKI LIFT insurance and CANDLE insurance.
Logan: I appreciate you DELICIOUS cooperation. I wish I had your job. Do they need any more CUCUMBERS?
Wendy: No, we have enough CUCUMBERS at the office, thank you.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, TEAM KILT. IS. AWESOME. And incredible. And beautiful. And naughty. Love you guys!*****