Tuesday, January 15, 2013

MAD LIBS: Team Kilt Con 2012 Remembered

We did Mad Libs tonight and I chose two Mad Libs that reminded me of Team Kilt Con 2012.  (See why at the bottom of this post.*** I know you're anxious to see the results of your mad mad libs skillz!)

BTW, the Kilt & Keeley admin team is meeting this weekend to start planning Team Kilt Con 2013. We'll be looking for your input soon! In the meantime, mark your calendars for Sunday, May 5. We'll be hanging out in Kansas City, MO on the last day of the RT Booklovers Convention. EEEP!

OK, on to the Mad Libs. Good luck keeping a straight face on these.

Einstein Quoted 
"Any intelligent fool can make things HOT, more STEAMY, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of EYES -- to move in the opposite PENCIL." 
"Reality is merely a LIP, albeit a very FLUFFY one." 
"Great NUTS have often encountered violent opposition from weak GUITARS." 
"Technological progress is like a BUNNY in the hands of a pathological MEDIC." 
"No, this CROTCH won`t work... How on earth are you ever going to SING in terms of chemistry and HISTORY so important a biological phenomenon as SMOOTH love?" 
"The release of SPATULA power has changed everything except our way of ROCKING... the solution to this problem lies in the SPLEEN of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a LUMBERJACK."

The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe 
Once upon a midnight STICKY, while I pondered WET and FUZZY,
Over many a quaint and curious M&M of forgotten TEACUP,
While I BOINKED, nearly napping, suddenly there came an ICE CREAM,
As of BLOW HOLE gently rapping, rapping at my MEXICO door.
``Tis some BON-BON,` I muttered, `tapping at my MEXICO door -
Only this, and nothing more.` 
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the CLASSY December,
And each separate SLEEPING ember wrought its CHOCOLATE upon the floor.
Eagerly I PUMPED the morrow; - QUICKLY I had sought to borrow
From my POPSICLES surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the ITTY BITTY Lenore -
For the DANGEROUS and BUMPY maiden whom the angels named GABY -
Nameless here for evermore.

***Amy and Jen S. performed a skit at Team Kilt Con 2012 in which Amy played Zachary and Jen played various characters, including Edgar Allen Poe and Albert Einstein. Sadly, all video proof of this skit has been confiscated by some DMPers and we're unable to share it with you. Sad face. 


  1. I may or may not have a secret copy of said video!!

    LOVE these.

  2. I'm so glad I made the secon half of mad libs! Love you girls!!

  3. Damn, too bad those videos were confiscated I bet they're just as hilarious as this mad libs!
    LOL, so cool seeing my name on it! xD

  4. getting funny looks from the rest of my fam. way to start the day

  5. Ok - how in the HECK did I miss Mad Libs? Y'all were in kinky form as usual I see: "boinked".. etc.

    Janette, was Popsicle yours?