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OMG, I love this guy. SO. MUCH.
But you know what this .gif is missing? A CAPTION.
Jeri Smith-Ready has given us a green light on giving away a PRINTED COPY OF SHATTERED (OMG! OMG! OMG!) to the person who provides the most fitting caption to this .gif. Now, beware: Martin will be judging this contest. Surely he won't be able to pick just one winner so we'll give 2 runners up a prize pack consisting of a Team Kilt magnet and sticker.
All you have to do is leave a comment on this post with your caption and email address. Easy, right? We'll ask Martin to pick a winner at the end of day of Monday, August 27.
Go get your caption on!
<3 Jen S.
PS--You may submit multiple entries in this super schemxy sweet activity AND this contest is open INTERNATIONALLY! WOO-HOO!






Hey girl, see this pillow? I wish it were you. *squeeze*
ReplyDeletemavso29(at)hotmail(dot)com
*sings* "All by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself..." :D
ReplyDeleteJlderucki AT att DOT net
I can't sleep without you here, Aura, but I can't dream of you without sleeping.
ReplyDeletekam042305(at)gmail(dot)com
Taking off that kilt was hard work, I need a nap
ReplyDeleteddekle(at)hotmail(dot)com
LOVE!!!!!!!!
DeleteAnother day, another fight... but I am not alone
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
I just don't understand why Aura won't even consider having a threesome. I mean...Melissa is so willing and so available. Everyone should try it at least once. *sigh*
ReplyDeletethreefixedhearts@gmail.com
I'm posting this on behalf of Lona Queen from Facebook:
ReplyDelete"If I fall sleep, I'm afraid that when I wake up, I will discover that you were just a dream."
I <3 this!
"I wonder who would win in a fight...a taco or a grilled cheese?"
ReplyDeleteahelliott7@gmail.com
Love Marissa's caption!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna be myself - and go all serious on this: (shocking, right?)
I do not require sleep to dream of you Aura. Because you are in my heart; our love branded into my soul.
kcallegan@gmail.com
DeleteAnd now one from the real me- just for fun!
ReplyDelete"Hiya Lass. Wannae meet Russel, my love muscle?"
ROFL SSU! LMAO
DeleteNow that's the Kimberly we all know and love!!!
Delete"Everytime I sleep, I dream of you."
ReplyDeletevivianmah8(at)hotmail(dot)com
"I can't wait to see you everytime I wake up."
ReplyDeletevivianmah8(at)hotmail(dot)com
"I need you... the way I need this air to breathe" <3
ReplyDelete(Send him my way PLEASE!!!)
lis.krkmo5@gmail.com
I can't sleep but go ahead and make a "sheep" joke. Dare you.
ReplyDeletemavso29(at)hotmail(dot)com
Everytime I blink, I think of you.
ReplyDeleteAura, without you there would be no us and there would be no me.
ReplyDeleteMy heart, my soul, my life, it's all yours.
As long as I am on this Earth, I will do whatever it takes to protect you; no harm shall come your way.
I am yours forever.
Becky01x(at)gmail(dot)com
The truest thing I have ever believed in is this: I love you.
ReplyDeleteThat's all that matters now. You and me, there is no-one else.
Becky01x(at)gmail(dot)com
Without you I am an empty husk,
ReplyDeleteblowing in the wind with no sense of direction.
When you are around, like a butterfly spreading its wings,
you send flutters through me, bringing me to life.
Your smile leads me home, to happiness and to the comfort of your warm embrace.
Becky01x(at)gmail(dot)com
Why is Martin video taping me... again?
ReplyDeletemaryquiggle(at)gmail(dot)com
I don't have a caption, just wanted to say that I'm LOVING reading all of them. Dying of LOLs here!
ReplyDeleteEyes open, eyes shut? Eyes open, eyes shut? I just can't decide.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Aura only takes an interest in good-looking guys?
ReplyDeletesamantha_7030@hotmail.co.uk
Why did I drink all that coffee??
ReplyDeletetnmedic19@gmail
DeleteDoes she think about me the way I think about her?
ReplyDeletesamantha_7030@hotmail.co.uk
'Nessie you sexy, sexy beast.'
ReplyDelete*snickers* Martin's judging, It can't be a serious one... ;)
Are those... hobnobs?
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
I open my eyes and you aren't ther
ReplyDeleteI hope if I close them again you might appear in front of me
I guess I will just hope
cassie_chvz@yahoo.com
Aura...cronaÃm thú Mo Anam Cara
ReplyDeletedevil_gurl150747@hotmail.com
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!
ReplyDelete:) ~Steph Trujillo
Nyxofshadow@gmail.com
"Are you sleeping?"
ReplyDelete"Yes" *Aura kisses him*
"I just changed my mind"
verusbognar (at) gmail (dot) com
I swear Logan if you did another ghost comeback and try to hit on Aura while i'm gone i'll squeeze you like this pillow!
ReplyDeletedevil_gurl150747@hotmail.com
From Logan:
ReplyDelete---
not officially entering, but I have a few, and Martin said i should share:
"Edward, next time you 'happen to pop round' to watch me sleep, I'll kick yer sparkly heid in."
more later.
logan at jerismithready dot com
I think that is the reason why I love you Logan!! <3
Deleteme too! I love you like a love song <3 lol
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ReplyDeleteI never realized how much that pillow stink...mac an donais i need to do some laundry
ReplyDeletedevil_gurl150747@hotmail.com
I closed my eyes to go to sleep, but then opened them when Aura walked in--wearing my kilt.
ReplyDeleteFun giveaway! Thanks!
rachelpatrick93@yahoo.com
"You there, spider on the wall? I'm too tired to get rid of you. Stay there until I wake up"
ReplyDeleteThank you for the contest!
Alyssa Susanna
lilleetleet(at)verizon(dot)net
"Ye can't resist the slow blink. Aye, no one can." ~ ZM
ReplyDeletejmanni32 @ yahoo dot com
Thanks for the giveaway!
Count sheep? Hob nobs? Babrus? Shite now I want a bru. And some nobs.
ReplyDelete"I just got home from a night out with Martin, but even a few pints can't put me to sleep when I have Aura on my mind!" ~ Zach
ReplyDeletehehe, thanks for the chance to win!
Stacey
secsec1 (at) gmail (dot) com
Did I promise Martin to go clubbing with him today?
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
Posting this on behalf of Jenny Weed Vasquez from Facebook:
ReplyDelete"To keep the nightmares at bay, my thoughts as I try to close my eyes are of you."
"I miss my teddy bear."
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
"To keep the nightmares at bay, my thoughts as I try to close my eyes are of you."
ReplyDeleteOops, posted on FB instead of here.
tea4my3 at gmail dot com
"Wow, yer so violet."
ReplyDeletesee what I did there?
raiyan.madhabi at gmail dot com
"I knew I shouldnae had that drink with Martin, now I'm seeing ghosts."
ReplyDeleteraiyan.madhabi at gmail dot com
"Ahhhh, I can't get the image of Martin dancing naked in that bar outta my head."
ReplyDeleteraiyan.madhabi at gmail dot com
I could open my eyes to a forever without sun; as long as I knew I could see the love we share shimmering in your eyes. Now come here for a snuggle so I can show you. ;)
ReplyDeletemadhousemirror at gmail dot com
"I wonder if I left the oven on."
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
Another from Logan:
ReplyDelete--
OK, no-blinking contest. Ready…go. Damn! OK, best of three. Damn! Best of five...
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LOL!! Logan would totally win this contest!
DeleteDear Jeri, tell Logan to stop distracting me! damn! better tell him to come my way! <3
DeleteSo tired. I'll just close my eyes and go to ... dammit, Logan! Get outta my heid!
ReplyDeleteshellseeker93 at gmail dot com
"They didnae have tae be that surprised when my kilt blew up"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
One sheep ... two sheep ... three sheep ... cow ... book ... squirrel ... Wait! Did I leave the kettle on?
ReplyDeleteshellseeker93 at gmail dot com
Aura: "Blink once if you want me to take it off."
ReplyDeleteshellseeker93 at gmail dot com
Who put this pea under my mattress? Im so not a princess !
ReplyDelete"Hmmm, I wonder where Eowyn is?"
ReplyDeleteraiyan.madhabi at gmail . com
"Someone close the curtains, I can't sleep."
ReplyDeleteraiyan.madhabi at gmail. com
Zachary's my name. Prince of Wank is my game. (kidding- Zachary would never say that)
ReplyDelete"I could murder a jam piece right about noo"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama(at)hotmail(dot)com
this is btw a jam sandwich, which seem to be very popular in Scotland
DeleteHow many blinks
ReplyDeleteto make this
night go
away?
Will ya no turn that light off.
ReplyDeleteA chap needs his beauty sleep!!!!!!
Okay, it is supposed to fit with the pic and I think Zach looks thoughtful or reflective!
ReplyDeleteSo, here I go again...
"I wonder what happened to Gale after Mockingjay?"
"I wish I have the Sight to see faeries"
"I wonder if Jamie will look hotter than me in the movie"
:)
"If I fall asleep... would you promise to be in my dreams?"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
"No one told me it'd hurt this bad."
ReplyDeleteYou can take that whichever way you'd like, Martin. ;)
Jlderucki AT att DOT net
Squirrel.... squirrel, come back, squirrel. I love you, squirrel.
ReplyDeletethereviewsnews(at)gmail(dot)com
:)
Cheeky monkey! are yae watching me sleep?
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
"I may have been a little too late to be your first, but baby, I'm preparing to be the last thing to see before you close your eyes"
ReplyDeletelis.krkmo5@gmail.com
The jumpiness in this .gif makes me picture Martin jumping on the bottom of the bed to jostle Zach around which results in an uber boring caption of, "Martin. Quit jumping on the bed."
ReplyDelete"Sorry, did I forget to turn off my hottie magnetic field again?"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
Another one from Logan:
ReplyDelete"Just need ten more minutes on the left side, and my bed-head will be perfect."
Thinking of you...
ReplyDeleteMaggie_and_me@hotmail.com
Come to me. waiting is agony.
ReplyDeletetheravyn@hotmail.com
I always dream with a broken heart
ReplyDeleteI can't sleep. Thoughts of her consume me. If I finally drift off her image will brighten my dreams.
ReplyDeletetaurusgirl1995@hotmail.com
I can't stop thinking about her. I don't want to. That's why I'm awake, to prolong this sweet agony.
ReplyDeletetaurusgirl1995@hotmail.com
Does Aura think that Logan was a better kisser than me?
ReplyDeletetaurusgirl1995@hotmail.com
"I may tweet like a bad boy today"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
I can get through this...even if it's just for Aura.
ReplyDeletepavankh(at)hotmail(dot)com
If I close my eyes, will it be for good?
ReplyDeletepavankh(at)hotmail(dot)com
Dammit Logan if you keep showing up in my room when I'm about to sleep people are going to start to talk!
ReplyDeletepavankh(at)hotmail(dot)com
1, 2, 3...48. That's how many times I blink in a minute.
ReplyDeletetaurusgirl1995@hotmail.com
"This is Scottish swag"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
"Where's Martin...I can't sleep without him..." *sigh*
ReplyDeletesaleana DOT stepintofiction AT gmail DOT com
I warn ye, lassie. Once ye go Zach, ye can never go back.
ReplyDelete"And ye sure this video is for Aura, aye Martin?"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
"To blink or not to blink... that´s the dilema!"
ReplyDeletelis.krkmo5@gmail.com
"Sometimes, when I dream, I see your face, but when I awaken you disappear..."
ReplyDeletemyhorseisaunicorn@hotmail.com
"Why I am I so good looking? It's gosh darn hard to sleep knowing this beauty is going to waste."
ReplyDeletemyhorseisaunicorn@hotmail.com
And I long for this mirrored perspective, when we'll be lovers, lovers at last. And I know you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
ReplyDelete(Ok, stolen lyrics, but that's what I thought of when I saw the pic) Love all the comments!
Oh great, Martin has that "I need to spoon" look on his face again.
ReplyDeletetea4my3 at gmail dot com
"My favourite time to think is at night, when my dreams can play out in my mind, because all my dreams involve you."
ReplyDeletemyhorseisaunicorn@hotmail.com
Before the "white room" I wasn't afraid to close my eyes and dream of you. Now I sometimes I wonder if this is the dream and I will wake up back there.
ReplyDeleterobmwmj@gmail.com
Aye, I donae wanna close my eyes for too long because I fear...I fear...all the pie will be gone when I wake up.
ReplyDeletejenuinecupcakes @ gmail dot com
Aye, I'm gonnae need you to stop watchin' me sleep mate. It's creepy. Yep, yer still watchin'.
ReplyDeletejenuinecupcakes @ gmail dot com
Aye, Martin, do you think she's thinking of me? It's nae too late, is it? Martin, mate, yer listening, aye? Martin?
ReplyDeletetammyb_2810(at)yahoo.com
In honor of the 100th comment, here's another from Logan:
ReplyDelete"I wonder...if a python ate a pizza, would he become round for a day?"
"Do I possess yer dreams too lassie?"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
"Ah cannae stop blinkin'."
ReplyDeletekam042305@gmail.com
"The sheets still smell like you...."
ReplyDeleteVivien
deadtossedwaves at gmail dot com
"I really want some ice-cream...but it's all the way in the next room."
ReplyDeletedaisykr_99 @ yahoo.com
I hate being sexy, but somebody has to do it.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
Oh, who's that sexy beast? Ah. I clicked on my own profile again.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
DeleteSoft pillow, ay? Almost as soft as my kilt!
ReplyDeleteThey say "You are what you eat." Funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
DeleteI'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a regular shower but with me in it.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
DeleteYour clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor...
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
"James McAvoy has nothing on me"
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com
It's easy to take off your clothes, people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your thoughts, fears, hopes, and dreams...now that's being naked.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
Logan wants to post his last 3 captions at once:
ReplyDelete"Beautiful? Check. Broken? Check. Biceps? Check and check."
"Wow, my "no sleep til sober" hangover preventive worked again. It's past noon and I feel GREAT!"
"If this gif's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'."
Sorry.
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
ReplyDeleteMaggie_and_me@hotmail.com
Got any tape? Cause I am RIPPED!
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
DeleteSee these guns? I can't wear clothes without a concealed weapon license.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
DeleteDear 3 am, we've got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
Sorry to hear about your insomnia. Not being able to dream about me must be difficult.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
I don't want to DREAM of you anymore. I want you for REAL Aura.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
If I could dream at all, I'd dream about you.
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order and right now there's no kilt and it's all waiting for you...
ReplyDeletexenatine@hotmail.com
"I really hope a sparkly vampire doesn't watch me sleep at night."
ReplyDeletegaby_sama@hotmail.com