We celebrated Jeri Smith-Ready's birthday today with a little MAD LIBS action. Jeri has given us a series that we all treasure so we thought it was high time she get her own story.
Here's the way the series would have played out with Jeri herself as our favorite heroine.
WARNING: Laughter ahead.
Synopsis of SHADE: The Untold Story
BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.
At least, it was supposed to be. With CHANNING TATUM’s band playing a crucial TOWEL, Jeri knows it will be the most memorable HAMBURGER of her boyfriend’s life. She never thought it would be his last.
CHANNING TATUM’s sudden death leaves Jeri SEXY. He’s KISSING.
Well, sort of.
Like everyone born after the GUITAR, Jeri can EAT and DEFENESTRATE to PANCAKES. Jeri’s always found her ability PRETTY—but not with CHANNING TATUM’s SEA FOAM GREEN-hued spirit still READING around. Because YUMMILICIOUS CHANNING TATUM is almost as BRILLIANT as ever. Almost.
As Jeri’s relationships with the BUNS and the CATS grow ever complicated, she must decide whom to TOUCH with her SWIMMING POOL…and with DUCKS to the secret of the GUITAR.
Synopsis of SHIFT: The Story You Can't Unsee
Jeri’s life is anything but STUNNING. Her boyfriend, CHANNING TATUM, WRESTLED, and his slides between FLOORS and PENCILS have left her CRYING. Jeri knows he needs her more than ever. She loves CHANNING TATUM, but she can’t CLIMB her connection with the totally FLAKY, totally DIRTY COLIN FARRELL. And she’s not sure she wants to.
CHANNING TATUM and COLIN FARRELL will SWIM to be the TELEVISON at her side, but Jeri needs them both to PIROUETTE the BRIDGE of her past—the mystery of the GUITAR. She’s not the only one seeking CHAPSTICKS, though, and MCDONALDS grows as she discovers GOOEY truths.
Who can Jeri trust with her BIKE? And to whom will she give her GUINNESS?
Synopsis of SHINE: The Story You Wish Would Never End
POGO STICKS can change in an EON, and no one understands this better than Jeri. It’s been almost FIVE MINUTES since her boyfriend GENTLY LAUGHED. She’s finally letting go of CHANNING TATUM’s SEA FOAM GREEN hued CUPCAKE, but not her search to BARK the BATON about her past.
As the first in a TILT-A-WHIRL that can see PEACHES, Jeri is convinced that she has a connection to the GUITAR. She’s trusted COLIN FARRELL, ever BEWILDERED and ever by her HOUSE, with all that she knows. But when the KAYAK threatens his WINDOW in an attempt to learn Jeri’s secret, she will KNIT at nothing to protect herself and the one she DRIVES…even if that means BEAT BOXING her own CHICKEN.
Happy Birthday, Jeri! Your story is *almost* as good as Aura's.