We had another Mad Libs session tonight and we had so much fun that we couldn't stop at just one round of Mad Libs. So, two rounds were played. As is to be expected, hilariousness ensued. BUT! This Mad Libs session is being classified as a Team Kilt After Dark entry into the fansite. This means that content contains mature subject matter. Please proceed only if you're okay with that.
1974. At a swanky CUP in Hong Kong, SUGAR TITS Jones confronts Lao Che, a Chinese HOOKER, for a trade - a reward in exchange for the SHOELACES of a Ming dynasty emperor. The HOOKER`s sons, however, won`t let SUGAR TITS get out of the trade alive, and a violent TABLE ensues that PAPAYAS up the HOOKER`s moll, torch singer Wilhemina Scott. SUGAR TITS and Willie escape with SUGAR TITS `s pre-teen sidekick, Short Round, and fly out of Hong Kong - unaware their Pen belongs to Lao Che and the 888 pilots are ordered to bail out over India. SUGAR TITS , Willie, and Shorty manage to SPIT and wind up being greeted by a village PHARMACIST who shows them the ruins of his TALLYWHACKER - ruins caused by the theft of three STARS of great SWEATY power, taken to a gigantic mountaintop SKYSCRAPER. The SKYSCRAPER , however, belongs to a peaceful young Indian SECRETARY OF STATE who assures that no such action occurred from his SKYSCRAPER . SUGAR TITS , however, is INKED in his bedroom and finds a vast HARDCORE system of caverns that lead to an ancient terrorist BUTTERlong thought CORROSIVE, a BUTTER that has kidnapped the children of the TALLYWHACKER and is using them to STROKE for the SWEATY STARS. When SUGAR TITS and his friends are captured they are to be EXERCISED to the pit of molten POPCORN, but a DRIPPING showdown begins that erupts into a savage GUITAR , CAMERA fire, an ANGELIC minecar pursuit, the collapse of a HARDCORE dam, and a showdown at a rope TOY that threatens to kill SUGAR TITS , his friends, and the BUTTER.