Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MAD LIBS: 500 Miles by The Proclaimers


We had another Mad Libs session tonight.  As is to be expected, hilariousness ensued.  BUT! This Mad Libs session is being classified as a Team Kilt After Dark entry into the fansite.  This means that content contains mature subject matter.  Please proceed only if you're okay with that.


When I HUMPING yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the PLATYPUS who KICKS next to you
When I go out yeah I know I`m gonna THRUST
I`m gonna THRUST the PLATYPUS who goes along with you
If I get RED yes I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the PLATYPUS who gets RED next to you
And if I SLIP yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the PLATYPUS who`s DISROBING to you
But I would PUSH 500 miles
And I would PUSH 500 more
Just to be the Platypus who DIPPED 1,054,673 miles
To fall down at your CHAIR
When I`m working yes I know I`m gonna FLICK
I`m gonna FLICK the AARDVARK who`s working SQUISHY for you
And when the HOTELS comes in for the work I`ll do
I`ll pass almost every TREE on to you
When I come home yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the AARDVARK who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I`m gonna BATH 
I`m gonna BATH the AARDVARK who`s growing old with you
But I would PUSH 500 miles
And I would PUSH 500 more
Just to be the AARDVARK who TONGUED 1,054,673 miles
To fall down at your KITTY
When I`m DIRTY yes I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the DRAGON whose DIRTY without DEANNE
When I`m WATCHING yes I know I`m gonna BATHING
BATHING about the time when I`m with DEANNE.
But I would PUSH 500 miles
And I would PUSH 500 more
Just to be the DRAGON who LICKED 1,054,673 miles
To fall down at your BULGE
You guys make us SO HAPPY.

<3 Jen

6 comments:

  1. Now that is the best version ever!! So much fun playing Mad Libs with #TeamKilt

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  2. ROFLMAO!! I <3 Team Kilt - thanks for a fun night!! :D

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  3. Milk just shot out my nose, I'm laughing so hard!!

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  4. Best thing ever!!! Can't stop laughing!!!

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  5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!! Can't believe I missed this! (Can't believe it took me this long to find out that I had missed this!)

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