My Dream Man
|My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Wet and Friendly. He should have a physique like The Bionic Man Steve Austin, a profile like Ryan Reynolds, and the intelligence of a Cougar. He must be polite and must always remember to Bagpipe my Zachary, to tip his Sled and to take my Thigh when crossing the street. He should move Heartbreakingly, have a Long voice, and should always dress Suddenly. I would also like him to be a Rigid dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Hairy nothings into my Lip and hold my Green Tongue. I know a Fountain is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is ZOGAN!|
Thanks to all who contributed. I sense a #TeamKilt after dark mad lib in the near future.
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